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September 11th, 2009


05:50 pm - Hahahaha
I am amazed at just how creepy I can be. What lengths? The rope is quite long.

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September 2nd, 2009


09:50 pm - Just a few thoughts
I miss my friends. Or, the people that used to be my friends before I got too busy and/or too poor to hang out with them. Let's go do something stupid like old times.

I finally got financial aid to release my loans they held hostage. That's pretty cool considering there is no way in hell I can afford class without them.

In two weeks I'll work ten hours a week and take class six hours of week. I'm thinking about playing some sort of sport. Golf isn't really cutting it. I can't find regular partners. The driving range is sweet but less time consuming. Plus, they sort of frown on pounding beers while staying still for some reason. Drinking and driving carts though, A-OK.

I'm working rush at the bookstore for the next two weeks...backstory. I watched some bitch turn around while waiting in line and strangle the girl behind her: "Don't tell me to shut up bitch, I'll beat your ass." It made my day. Incidents like that and the cops "putting down" and using "distraction blows" are the things that make this fucking job bearable. Thank god I work with the dregs.

I'm super bored. I need to find something to do. I just got back from watching Martyr, a French flik, and am still digesting that piece of ________. Fucking French. Ha. Somehow it reminded me of Suicide Club. Maybe it was all the skinning?

I think I'm going to the Ren. Fair Monday. Somehow I've still never gone.

If you want to hang out, call me. I'm up for anything but butt sex. Well, maybe a little butt sex.

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August 30th, 2009


02:40 pm - Munchausen by Proxy
1.) OU is holding my financial aid ransom. I can't get it without talking to 17,007 people. I'm still short with the 16,999 people I've contacted over the last month. Fuck.

2.) I have home work two weeks before school starts.
Current Mood: [mood icon] indifferent

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May 28th, 2009


08:16 pm - Die
This hebdomadal nightmare needs to end already.

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April 6th, 2009


09:00 pm
I owe too much money.  SLKDJFLKSJDFLKJSDF

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March 20th, 2009


01:28 pm
My uncle's latest creation:  www.teamgrill.com

I guess he released the product yesterday, doesn't even have all the licensing agreements completed, and still it is blowing the fuck up.  To me, it is one of those consumer products you're like...um, ok, why is this so important?  This couldn't possibly do well, nobody needs it.  And then you remember the mother fucking Tamagotchi and the overall stupidity of your fellow man (and woman) comes deeper into focus.  Tailgating of the future.

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March 11th, 2009


01:48 pm
Sitting here drinking diet Lipton and eating pita and humus.  I had a moment of clarity on the way home from school...Doing ten over while passing someone in Rochester, I look over and see a unmarked cop car pointing his radar gun at me.  Oh fuck, I think.  Slow down.  Nothing happens.  I get on 75 and vrooom home.  The end. 

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February 17th, 2009


08:43 am
I must have one crappy immune system.  I'm still sick.

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January 27th, 2009


09:02 am - Writing
Is it worth writing a letter of complaint and sending it to the right person even if it takes you a long time you could spend doing something else as long as it does some good or gets someone into trouble?  I tried to make that sentence long.

I have a complaint with a department of OU and want to file a formal complaint but I wonder if it is really worth my time.  And, I'm not really sure my complaint is valid at all.  But it is valid to me.  I think I just talked myself out of it.

I want to smoke so bad (I'm at 2&1/2 weeks now).  Drinking is out of the question completely (because I'll smoke).  Smoking the reef is out completely (because I'll smoke).  Now I'm left with coffee and even that makes me want to smoke (fuck).  Ug, dumb.

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January 15th, 2009


09:09 am - Sucker Punch for 1 damage point
My laziness truly know no bounds.  Weeks of school thus enjoyed: 1 & 3/4.  Classes missed: I'm not telling because Sarah reads these.  A lot, to be sure.  Anyhoo, party people, my plans for this afternoon of Hooky involves the pleasant combination of my book and this lovely pot of Folgers.

On to the softer side of Sears:  The bills are piling up nicely.  Boy howdy I'm excited to be "laid off." Now that isn't to be confused with the good ol' fashioned "fuck you, you idiot, you can't do your job, you're fired." I really am being laid off.  Or really, pushed out.  There simply is no longer a position for me to fill.  It evaporated.  Without looking it up, I'm going to go ahead and say that that's the "textbook" definition of being laid off.  Hurray $150 heating bills (which they just charge to my credit card now, allowing me not to strategically forget to pay).  Oh well, robbery has always held certain appeals.  Or maybe dealing crack, I bet that market's on fire right about now.  

I would tell you about how I deleted Mafia Wars because of the repetitive nature of the clicking, but instead I think I'll drop a deuse and read about how China is bending Europe over and fucking Her unmercifully.  Ta ta. 
Current Location: A very messy bedroom
Current Mood: [mood icon] amused
Current Music: Nemo and the Half-Fins

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December 23rd, 2008


09:09 pm
I am so easily addicted to things it is fucking disgusting. 

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December 20th, 2008


03:39 pm


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December 13th, 2008


06:49 pm - Everybody posts super depressing shit
Are you guys fucking kidding me?  Relax.  Need a hug?  You have my number. 

Anyhoo, I'm just waiting on my final grades.  It seems like it takes forever for this shit to post.  Blah.


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December 3rd, 2008


04:40 pm
Why do girlfriends ignore proof of their boyfriend's philandering?  How do they just turn a blind eye to it? 

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December 2nd, 2008


07:37 pm
Bored as shit

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November 24th, 2008


10:31 pm - Hallabaloo
Chances are I miss you.  For serious.  I really miss you.

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November 6th, 2008


08:42 pm
Best 46 dollars ever.

Sushi.  Lots of sushi. Rolls. Rice.  More sushi. 

Ugh, so bloated.  Oh, and the farts...



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September 30th, 2008


09:48 pm


There are certain rules people should live by while at school. The most obvious being that always be aware of how you're presenting yourself because if it is gross enough some asshole could take a picture and post it online. Following that foremost detail, here are others:

1. Taking one's shoes off while in proximity to others, some might charge as guiltless, subjecting them to the horror of whatever smell permeates from your exposed flesh IS FUCKED UP.

2. Don't assemble your posture so as to resemble the fat balding gamer on South Park who beat the boys so many times in the World...of Warcraft.

3. Just don't.
Current Location: My bedroom
Current Mood: [mood icon] blank
Current Music: Listerine & the Gingivitises

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September 12th, 2008


07:09 pm
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September 9th, 2008


11:14 pm
El ingenioso hidalgo Don Quixote de la Mancha.

Effing amazing.

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